Browsing: Doctor Jokes

Bad News – A man went to the doctor to get a physical. After the doctor examined him, he told…

Castration – Doc, says Steve, "I want to be castrated.""What on Earth for?""It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a…

Pregnant Wife – A man frantically speaks into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two…

More Signs That You’re Out of College – — Your refrigerator holds more solid foods than liquids.– You’ve lost the…

Donny’s Homework – Donny is a 17-year-old ninth grader who is becoming increasingly disillusioned with the public school system. One…

This Joke Hurts – A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What…

Sick Hick – A redneck felt sick and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him. "I can’t…

Suggestive Professions – Doctors — "Take off your clothes."Dentist — "Open wide."Hairdressers — "Do you want it teased or blown?"Milkmen…

Hillary Clinton’s Surprise – Hillary Clinton goes in for her annual gynecological exam. The doctor tells her she’s pregnant. Hillary…

The Businessman’s Medical Problem – A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth…