Browsing: Cross the Road

Turkey Crosses the Road – Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove that he wasn’t chicken.

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling… – A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they…

Roadkill Logic – Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum how. (How many dead chickens have…

Another Chicken, Another Road – Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?

Limey Penguin – A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich and a pint! The bartender is…

Dog Train – During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months,…

Turtle Crossing – Why did the turtle Cross the road? To get to the ”Shell” station!

Pulled Over – A cop pulls over a car that’s been swerving across the lanes of a road. "Get out…

Cross the Road… Little Cow – Q: Why did the calf cross the road?A: To get to the udder side.

Running Blind – A policeman was directing traffic at a busy intersection when he observed a blind man and his…