Friday, November 8
Browsing: Cross the Road
Roadkill Logic – Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum how. (How many dead chickens have…
Farmer Joe and his Mule – Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take…
Bob the Rectum Stretcher – After a long day of fishing, Bob speeds home on the back roads. At the…
Chicken Crossfire – Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job from…
Perambulating Candadians – Why did the Canadian cross the road? He saw some American do it on TV.
Barnum & Bailey – Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected…
2 Hedgehogs in the Middle of the Road – Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they’re…
Limey Penguin – A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich and a pint! The bartender is…
Another Chicken, Another Road – Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?
The Truth About Baseball – Why did the professional baseball player cross the road? Because his gigantic ass commanded him…
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Rubik’s Cube – Q: What’s the similarity between a Rubik’s Cube and a penis?A: The…
Shipwreck’d – Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a…
Three’s a Crowd – A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on…
Taking the Bullet – Two guys are drinking together, when one of them throws up…
Three-Legged Race – One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road…
Midget Dating – I use to date a midget. I was nuts over her!
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