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Browsing: Cross the Road

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Animal Jokes September 22, 2024

Why did the chicken cross the road? – To have hot sex with the perverted farmer.

Cross the Road… Turkey

Animal Jokes September 22, 2024

Cross the Road… Turkey – Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?A: Because he wasn’t a chicken.

Why did the zombie baby cross the road?

Jokes about Kids September 22, 2024

Why did the zombie baby cross the road? – Why did the zombie baby cross the road? To wreak an…

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Chicken Joke: Dirty!

Animal Jokes September 22, 2024

Chicken Joke: Dirty! – What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back?…

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Cross the Road… Chicken Keeps Going

Animal Jokes September 22, 2024

Cross the Road… Chicken Keeps Going – Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.Why…

Farmer Joe and his Mule

Animal Jokes September 22, 2024

Farmer Joe and his Mule – Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take…

Amish Woman Driver

Animal Jokes September 22, 2024

Amish Woman Driver – An Amish lady trots down the road in her horse and buggy when a cop pulls…

Cross the Road… Forgetful Chicken

Animal Jokes September 22, 2024

Cross the Road… Forgetful Chicken – Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?A: To get to the other…

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Perambulating Candadians

Nationality Jokes September 22, 2024

Perambulating Candadians – Why did the Canadian cross the road? He saw some American do it on TV.

Blonde in Disguise

Animal Jokes September 22, 2024

Blonde in Disguise – Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a…

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Lawyer-Client Relations

Lawyer-Client Relations – Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having…

Zombie Booty Call… Running

Zombie Booty Call… Running – Your legs must be tired from running through my mind…

Geek Booty Call… Asthma

Geek Booty Call… Asthma – Can I call you Little Asthma? ‘Cause you take my…

The Polish Passenger

The Polish Passenger – A Polish man was taking a flight on a commercial airliner.…

Zombie Booty Call… Dropped

Zombie Booty Call… Dropped – Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh,…

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Laptop – What’s the difference between a blonde and Windows 95? The blonde operates on…

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