Browsing: blonde jokes

Blonde Bent Over – Q: What do you get when a 6-foot blonde bends over?A: A 3-foot brunette.

Blonde Driving – A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over…

Blonde and House – Q: What’s worse than a redhead and a brunette trying to build a house underwater? A:…

Sexually Active Blonde – Q: What aren’t blondes sexually active?A: Because they just lie there.

Blonde Smoker – Q: How did the blonde put out her cigarette?A: She threw it in the water and stepped…

The Blonde and Car Maintenance – A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during the first joy ride, the…

Blonde PVC – A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys. What is wrong…

Comfortable – Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they…

Laptop – What’s the difference between a blonde and Windows 95? The blonde operates on more laptops!

Microwave Cookery – Why’d they create the microwave? So blondes could cook, too!