Browsing: blonde jokes

The Blonde’s Pregnancy Scare – A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I’m afraid my typewriter is pregnant."The…

Thank You For Flying With Us – A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn…

Blonde Skydiver – Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?A: She missed the Earth.

Blondes and Basketball – Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?A: Because every time they stopped the…

The Blonde and the Worm – Q: How does a blonde try to kill a worm? A: Bury it alive!

Beware the Blonde Terrorist – Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husband’s car? She…

Tank Girl – How do you stop a blonde tank? Shoot the people pushing it!

Blonde Rides Shotgun – Two girls speed down the highway at 90 mph."Hey," asks the brunette at the wheel, "do…

XXX Blondes – Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?A: It’s the signature of the three blondes…

Blonde Protection – Q: What does a blonde use for protection during sex?A: A bus shelter.