Browsing: blonde jokes

Blonde Ironing – Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: Sometimes the legs on the…

Blonde Butter – What do a blonde and butter have in common? They both spread for bread!

Our Stupid Apartment’s On Fire! – Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the…

Microwave Cookery – Why’d they create the microwave? So blondes could cook, too!

Blonde Bummer – What do you call a pimple on a blonde’s butt? A brain tumor.

Blonde with Money – A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what…

Blonde lumberjack – This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She met a foreman…

The Wet and the Blonde – Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store? The sign said ”Wet Floor.”

Blonde Mating Call – Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A: "I’m soooo drunk."

Blonde Bank Robber – Q: How do you tell if a bank robber is blonde? A: She ties up the…