Browsing: blonde jokes

Blondes and Candles – Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q:…

Blonde Weighs a Baby – A blonde calls a pharmacy and asks if she needs an infant scale to weigh…

Hungry Blonde – Q: What do you call a blonde who eats too much? A: Fat.

Blonde…Bucket – What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde ? Bucket seats.

The Wet and the Blonde – Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store? The sign said ”Wet Floor.”

Blonde on the Computer – Q: How can you tell a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out all over…

Blonde’s Favorite Nursery Rhyme – Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Humpme Dumpme.

Mute Button On A Blonde – How do you press the mute button on a blonde? Put your dick in…

Blonde Radio – A blonde bought an a.m. radio and it took her a month to find out she could…

Knock-Knock Blonde – Q: Why can’t you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?A: Because they leave to go answer the door.