Thursday, February 27
Browsing: blonde jokes
Blondes and Candles – Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q:…
Blondes and Pierced Ears – Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Wanted: Dead Or Alive – An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find…
A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa … – A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus play…
Blonde Who Has it All – What do you give a blonde who has everything? Penicillin.
Blondes and Waterskiing – Q: Why is it so hard to teach blondes to water ski?A: Because when they get…
Don’t Step Out of the Car – A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in…
My Blonde Is Broken – How do you break a blonde’s nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
Blonde Diet – There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked…
Bimbo Joke – How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex. She kicks the car door open.
More Jokes
No arms, no chance – A women without arms or legs is sitting on a…
Midgets Rock Las Vegas – Two midgets on a bender in Vegas hire two hookers…
The Scent of an Old Woman – A haggard old lady rides in a fancy…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Fear – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I can’t even…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ribbed Condom – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought…
Icy Blonde – Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a freezer?…
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