Wednesday, January 8
Browsing: blonde jokes
Blonde Safe Sex – What is a blonde’s idea of safe sex? Locking the car door.
Blonde…Hair Up – Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Hanging with Blondes – There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging of a rope 100 stories high. They had…
Blonde Chainsaw Massacre – What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead!
Blonde Butter – What do a blonde and butter have in common? They both spread for bread!
Blonde Coffee Drinker – A blonde says to her doctor, "Each time I try to sip my coffee, my eye…
So Blonde… Blood Test – She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
Natural Blonde – What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair? Artifical intelligence.
Blonde – Blow Job – What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow-job while he was…
My Blonde Is Broken – How do you break a blonde’s nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
More Jokes
Shut Up – If my pants aren’t at my ankles, don’t open your mouth!
Definition of Suspect – What’s the definition of suspect? A nun jumping on a saddle-less…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Red Dress – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she wore…
The Toothbrush Salesman – Three guys begin work at a toothbrush company as salesmen. Each…
Sleeping Blonde – Q: Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?A: She forgot to close…
Engineer’s Belief – Most people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers…
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