Sunday, November 17
Browsing: blonde jokes
Comfortable – Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they…
Laptop – What’s the difference between a blonde and Windows 95? The blonde operates on more laptops!
Microwave Cookery – Why’d they create the microwave? So blondes could cook, too!
Mirror, Mirror – In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if…
Get You With The Nine – A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and…
What Are Ya, Chicken? – Why’d the chicken cross the road? To show the blonde how!
Shirt Words – Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shirt? It stands for, "Tits Go In Front."
Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle – What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown? Artificial intelligence.
Blonde and Prawn – What do blondes and shrimps have in common? Their heads are full of shit, but the…
Blonde’s Air Conditioner – Q: How does a blonde turn on the air conditioner after sex? A: She turns the…
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OJ’s Airport Limo Service – Have you heard that OJ is starting a new Airport…
500 lawyers in the ocean – What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Cucumber – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she put a…
Washington Booty Call… Minutemen – I cannot tell a lie. All those other guys are…
Japanese Pizza – An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip. He hates…
Kentucky’s Virgin – Q: What do you call a virgin from Kentucky?A: An only child.
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