Browsing: blonde jokes

Blonde Braincells – How do blondes’ braincells die? Alone.

Brunette Shopping – Why do brunettes take blondes shopping with them? So they can park in the handicap spaces.

Give Me A Break – Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a Kit Kat Bar? A: You only…

First Class – A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the plane and sat down in first class.…

Dubya ‘Do. – President Bush is so stupid, he dyed his hair blonde to become smarter.

Mary Lou has the Last Laugh – Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden one day with…

Banana Peel – A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she…

Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies – Q: How can you tell that a blonde’s been baking chocolate chip cookies?A: There’s M&M…

Blondes and cow patties – What do blondes and cow patties have in common? The older they get the easier…

Blonde Counting Sheep – Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She…