Browsing: blonde jokes

Particularly Nasty Weather – Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous brunette comes in. The first guy…

Brainfart – How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.

Head Room – Q: How do you give a blonde more head room? A: Adjust the steering wheel.

Three Girls in the Desert – A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. The brunette says, "I brought…

Bad Day Blondie – How do you know a blonde’s having a bad day? Her tampon’s behind her ear and…

Broom Factory – A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state’s strict anti-child labor…

Blonde Bird Watcher – A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, ”Look, a…

Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman – Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A twenty-dollar…

Blonde Cattle Ranchers – Why don’t Blondes make good cattle ranchers? They can’t keep their calves together.

Blondes vs. Corvettes – What’s the difference between a blonde and a corvette? You don’t lend the corvette out to…