Browsing: blonde jokes

Count Chock Full of Nuts – Q: Why can’t a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69’s a mouthful.

Positions – Three women were at the doctor’s office for the second trimester check up. The first woman, a brunette,…

Sliding Doors – How are a blonde’s legs like automatic doors? You walk toward them and they open!

Iron Phone – A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened. "The phone…

Tag Team – A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the…

Watch the Birdie – A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, "Look, a…

911 – Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.

One-Eyed Blonde – Two blondes are walking down the road when one says "Look at that dog with one eye!"The…

Blonde’s Coat Hanger – Q: Why does the blonde keep a wire coat hanger in the back seat of her…

Born Blonde – Brunette: I was born by C-section.Blonde: I was born by the vagina section.