Thursday, February 27
Browsing: blonde jokes
My Blonde Is Broken – How do you break a blonde’s nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
Blonde Diet – There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked…
Bimbo Joke – How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex. She kicks the car door open.
Blonde Brain Cell – Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?A: Pregnant.
Blonde and License Plates – Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn’t afford a personalized license plate?A: She…
The Blonde Flu – A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, "Doc, I’m horribly sick!"The doctor looks at…
Blonde Robbery – A blonde walked up to a man and said, “Give me your wallet.” The man said, “Okay,…
Life Saver – A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown,…
Blondes and Iceberg – Two blondes were stranded on an iceberg with only a telescope. One of the blondes was…
Pea Brain Blonde – Q: Why was the blonde’s brain the size of a pea after exercising?A: It swelled up.
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Dog Crossing – Why did the dog cross the road? He saw some dog food.
Poor Old Man – This old man goes to the doctor’s. "Help, Doc. I just…
Please pass the mayo – A kid came home from school and asked his dad,…
New Version of Playboy – Q. Did you hear about the new magazine for married…
Top Reasons Eminem’s Wife Filed for Divorce – –That comment about Elton being "twice the…
Set Me On Fire – What do you call a doll on fire? A Barbie-Q!
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