Browsing: blonde jokes

Vending Machine and Blonde – Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine? A: Nothing…..you get…

Blonde’s Twinkle – How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde’s eye? Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Beware the Blonde Terrorist – Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husband’s car? She…

Blonde at the Appliance Store – A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would…

A Blonde and Her Thermos – At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate has a thermos.She asks him…

Blonde Bellybutton – Why was the Blonde’s bellybutton bruised? Her husband was a blonde too!

Blonde’s Pregnancy Tests – Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test?A: Because she slept with more…

Drunken Man and Blonde – After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink.…

Blonde Passenger – A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there’s a loud…

Autoblonde – Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.