Thursday, February 27
Browsing: blonde jokes
Blonde Diet – There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked…
Bimbo Joke – How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex. She kicks the car door open.
Blonde Brain Cell – Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?A: Pregnant.
Blonde and License Plates – Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn’t afford a personalized license plate?A: She…
The Blonde Flu – A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, "Doc, I’m horribly sick!"The doctor looks at…
Blonde Robbery – A blonde walked up to a man and said, “Give me your wallet.” The man said, “Okay,…
Life Saver – A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown,…
Blondes and Iceberg – Two blondes were stranded on an iceberg with only a telescope. One of the blondes was…
Pea Brain Blonde – Q: Why was the blonde’s brain the size of a pea after exercising?A: It swelled up.
So Blonde… "Soul Train" – She is so blonde, she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
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Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex – — You are guaranteed to get at least…
Sex vs. Computers – Q: What is the difference between sex and computers?A: With computers,…
JFKaput – Why wouldn’t JFK make a good boxer? He can’t take a shot to…
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