Sunday, November 17
Browsing: blonde jokes
The Blonde Flight Attendant – An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight…
Blonde Bummer – What do you call a pimple on a blonde’s butt? A brain tumor.
Blonde Who Has it All – What do you give a blonde who has everything? Penicillin.
Blondes and Gas Stations – Q: Where does a blonde fill up at the gas station?A: At the air pump.
Blonde With a Runny Nose – Q: What does it mean when a blonde has a runny nose?A: She’s full.
Blonde Diet – There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked…
The Blonde’s Pregnancy Scare – A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I’m afraid my typewriter is pregnant."The…
Blonderrific Hair! – Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
The Blonde Flu – A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, "Doc, I’m horribly sick!"The doctor looks at…
The Blonde and the Worm – Q: How does a blonde try to kill a worm? A: Bury it alive!
More Jokes
Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette – A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a…
Adding Blonde – Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?A:…
Yo mama’s So Poor…Ice Tray – Yo’ mama so poor, she fills her ice trays…
Redneck Honeymoon – A redneck couple gets married and are on their honeymoon. The woman…
Blonde With Braces – Q: What do you call a blonde with braces?A: A pecker…
Big ‘n’ Green – What’s green with 20,000 assholes? A St.Patrick’s Day parade!
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