Browsing: blonde jokes

Blonde & Turtle – Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: They’re both screwed on…

Blonde With License – Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test? A: Because every time the car…

Brunette, Blonde, Brunette – What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.

St. Peter Asks the Blondes About Easter – Three blondes die and go to St. Peter. He says, "I have…

Of Hoses and Blondes – What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf ball through a garden…

Blonde and Waitress – Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress’ name tag?A: "What did…

Blondes and Light Bulbs – Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. They…

Vending Machine and Blonde – Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine? A: Nothing…..you get…

Blonde’s Twinkle – How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde’s eye? Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Beware the Blonde Terrorist – Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husband’s car? She…