Browsing: blonde jokes

Sexually Active Blonde – Q: What aren’t blondes sexually active?A: Because they just lie there.

Blonde Smoker – Q: How did the blonde put out her cigarette?A: She threw it in the water and stepped…

The Blonde and Car Maintenance – A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during the first joy ride, the…

Blonde PVC – A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys. What is wrong…

Comfortable – Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they…

Laptop – What’s the difference between a blonde and Windows 95? The blonde operates on more laptops!

Microwave Cookery – Why’d they create the microwave? So blondes could cook, too!

Mirror, Mirror – In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if…

Get You With The Nine – A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and…

What Are Ya, Chicken? – Why’d the chicken cross the road? To show the blonde how!