Browsing: blonde jokes

Tardy Blonde – Q: Why was the blonde late for work?A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.

Blonde Protection – Q: What does a blonde use for protection during sex?A: A bus shelter.

Sleeping Blonde – Q: Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?A: She forgot to close her eyes.

Blonde – Elmo Factory – Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in…

Blonde Job Application – On an application form, what does a blonde put down for ”SEX?” ”Lots.”

Blondes at a Drive-In – Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their…

Count Chock Full of Nuts – Q: Why can’t a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69’s a mouthful.

Positions – Three women were at the doctor’s office for the second trimester check up. The first woman, a brunette,…

Sliding Doors – How are a blonde’s legs like automatic doors? You walk toward them and they open!

Iron Phone – A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened. "The phone…