Browsing: blonde jokes

Blonde Headlights – Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police? A: Her headlights weren’t working, so…

Blonde Nurse – Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen? A: To draw blood.

A blonde goes into a music store and… – A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy…

No-So-Dumb Blonde – One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen.…

Cerebral Blonde – What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.

Blondes and Screen Doors – What do blondes and screen doors have in common? The more you slam them the…

Suicidal Blonde – One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So…

Blonde’s Coffin – Why’s the blonde’s coffin shaped like a Y? Cuz every time she hits her back, her legs…

Blonde Rides Shotgun – Two girls speed down the highway at 90 mph."Hey," asks the brunette at the wheel, "do…

Blonde and Tracks – Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?A: They’ve both been laid all over…