Wednesday, December 25
Browsing: blonde jokes
Blonde’s Helicopter Lesson – A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, "I’ll radio you every 1000 feet to…
Blonde On A Fence – Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other…
Horror Movie Blonde – Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?A: Dead meat.
So Blonde… Airport Left – She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that…
Skip To My Fool – One day, a blonde was skipping on some train tracks singing "21, 21, 21, 21,…””…
Eternity – Definition of eternity? Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.
Sunroof You All Night Long – Why do blondes like sunroofs? More legroom!
Loose Constructionists – A road construction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of…
Peroxide Revenge – Q: What is brown, bloody and lying in a ditch? A: A brunette who told too many…
Sky Diving – Q: Why do blondes wear tampons when they skydive? A: So they don’t whistle on their way…
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Jumping Rope – Two teenagers walk through a park and see two rabbits getting it…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chins – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her chins rest…
That’s Some Sick Ship, Man – Where does a ship go when it’s sick? To…
German Vasoline – What do you call Vasoline in German? Vienerschlide.
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Whales – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes whales…
Tag Team – A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to…
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