Friday, February 28
Browsing: blonde jokes
Microwave Cookery – Why’d they create the microwave? So blondes could cook, too!
Blonde Bummer – What do you call a pimple on a blonde’s butt? A brain tumor.
Blonde with Money – A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what…
Blonde lumberjack – This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She met a foreman…
The Wet and the Blonde – Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store? The sign said ”Wet Floor.”
Blonde Mating Call – Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A: "I’m soooo drunk."
Blonde Bank Robber – Q: How do you tell if a bank robber is blonde? A: She ties up the…
Loose Constructionists – A road construction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of…
Blonde Ice Fishing – A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she…
Mary Lou has the Last Laugh – Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden one day with…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Diaphragm – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she keeps her…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Haircut – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a…
Jock Booty Call… Positions – Hey babe, soccer players know eleven positions! High five!
Getting Weighed – Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like…
Birds of Paradise – Yo mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took…
Pirate Booty Call… Friend – Would ya care to meet my friend One-Eyed Willie? Yar!
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