Sunday, November 17
Browsing: blonde jokes
Headphone Haircut – A blonde gets her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones. The hairdresser asks her to take…
Blonde in Disguise – Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a…
Blonde Horses – Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? So they don’t crap on the street…
Blonde Safe Sex – What is a blonde’s idea of safe sex? Locking the car door.
Blonde…Hair Up – Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Hanging with Blondes – There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging of a rope 100 stories high. They had…
Blonde Chainsaw Massacre – What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead!
Blonde Butter – What do a blonde and butter have in common? They both spread for bread!
Blonde Coffee Drinker – A blonde says to her doctor, "Each time I try to sip my coffee, my eye…
So Blonde… Blood Test – She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
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Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Fear – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I can’t even…
A Blonde Gets Burned – A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her…
Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit – What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are…
Orgy at Never Neverland – Q: How can you tell Michael Jackson’s having an orgy…
The Farmer’s Daughters – There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on…
Eye Rubbers – Q: Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?A: Because they…
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