Sunday, November 17
Browsing: blonde jokes
Blonde in the Mirror – Two blondes finds a mirror on the sidewalk.The first blonde picks it up, looks into…
Blonde Condoms – What do blondes call condoms? Doggie Bags
Blonde’s Bad Day – Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day? A: Her tampon is…
Blonde Brains – Q: What’s the difference between a blonde’s brain and a box of rocks? A: Nothing.
Adventures in Disneyland – Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The…
Hostage Escape Tactics – A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a…
Heckle Me Harder – A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out…
Aryan Intimate Halitosis – What do u call a blonde doing a handstand? A brunette with bad breath.
Thank You For Flying With Us – A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn…
Green Lipstick – Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
More Jokes
A Crappy Trait – Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?A: Because it runs in your genes.
Punishment in Heaven – Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets…
Underbite – How can you tell if you have an underbite? You’re eating p***y and…
Dickens and the Martini – Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.…
One Man’s Torture: A Golfing Tale – One day a man and his wife went…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Telephone Company – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the telephone…
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