Friday, February 28
Browsing: blonde jokes
Sliding Doors – How are a blonde’s legs like automatic doors? You walk toward them and they open!
Blonde and Taxi – Q: What do a blonde and a taxi have in common? A: Everyone’s been in and…
Aryan Intimate Halitosis – What do u call a blonde doing a handstand? A brunette with bad breath.
Blonde on the Computer – Q: How can you tell a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out all over…
Blonde Bicycle – Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her…
Blonde Paints a Porch – A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front…
Ketchup and Liquor – (repeat ketchup and liquor after every phrase) 1. What did you have for breakfast? 2. What…
Blonde at the UN – Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN?A:…
Blondes and Screen Doors – What do blondes and screen doors have in common? The more you slam them the…
Puzzled Blonde – A blonde is putting together a puzzle. She is very frustrated and asks her husband for help."It’s…
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Two Ribbons – A woman calls a clinic and says she hasn’t been able to…
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The taste of a new generation – What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in…
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