Browsing: blonde jokes

Those Darn Blondes – Q: What does a blonde do after she finishes sucking c**k? A: Spits out the feathers.

Pet Zebra – What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot

Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman – Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A twenty-dollar…

Talking Blondes – Q: Why doesn’t a blonde talk during sex?A: Because her mother told her never to talk to…

Blonde Snowman – Q: Which is harder to make: a blonde, a brunette or a redheaded snowman?A: A blonde, because…

Blonde and Genie – A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years…

Adding Blonde – Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?A: She couldn’t find the 10…

Hostage Escape Tactics – A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a…

Give Me A Break – Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a Kit Kat Bar? A: You only…

Eternity – Definition of eternity? Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.