Browsing: blonde jokes

Fast Food Blondes – The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes: “Parking for…

Blondes on Skates – What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? A mobile sperm bank!

One-Armed Blonde – Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?A: Wave.

Blonde – Transplant – How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? Blow in her ear.

Blonde’s Challenge – Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?A: Fourth grade.

Sealy Posturepedic – What’s the difference between a blonde and a hole in the mattress? I still can’t find the…

F-A-R-M – How does a blonde spell "farm?" E-I-E-I-O!!

Blonde Weighs a Baby – A blonde calls a pharmacy and asks if she needs an infant scale to weigh…

Pre-Paid Plan – A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front,…

Hungry Blonde – Q: What do you call a blonde who eats too much? A: Fat.