Monday, December 23
Browsing: blonde jokes
Heckle Me Harder – A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out…
Aryan Intimate Halitosis – What do u call a blonde doing a handstand? A brunette with bad breath.
Thank You For Flying With Us – A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn…
Green Lipstick – Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Headphone Haircut – A blonde gets her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones. The hairdresser asks her to take…
Blondes and Caves – Q: What’s the difference between a blonde’s vagina and a cave?A: A couple of inches.
The Blonde Takes on Grasshopper Biology – A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers.She pulls off one of…
Blonde in Freezer – Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A: A Frosted Flake.
Taxed Blonde – A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please,"…
Blonde vs. Ratings System – Q: What happened when the blonde saw the "NC-17: Under 17 Not Admitted" sign at…
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Dirty Knees – What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The head Nurse!
Blonde With ESP and PMS – Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP…
Three Hymns – One Sunday, a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little…
West Virginian Women – What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one room?…
Adam and Eve – Heaven was getting a bit crowded, so Peter began giving quizzes…
Culture Shock – Two cups of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We…
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