Browsing: blonde jokes

Blonde Love Handles – A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says, "I will grant you three…

Relay Race – There was a blonde, two brunettes, and redhead in a 400 meter relay. The starter said, “On…

Blonde vs. Bowling Ball – Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A: You can fit…

Sliding Doors – How are a blonde’s legs like automatic doors? You walk toward them and they open!

Blonde and Taxi – Q: What do a blonde and a taxi have in common? A: Everyone’s been in and…

Aryan Intimate Halitosis – What do u call a blonde doing a handstand? A brunette with bad breath.

Blonde on the Computer – Q: How can you tell a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out all over…

Blonde Bicycle – Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her…

Blonde Paints a Porch – A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front…

Ketchup and Liquor – (repeat ketchup and liquor after every phrase) 1. What did you have for breakfast? 2. What…