Friday, February 28
Browsing: blonde jokes
Blondes and Turtles – What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re screwed!
Air Head on a Beer – Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks…
Perfumed Blonde – Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles? Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!
Hard Word for a Blonde – A blonde, a redhead and a brunette look through a dictionary for the hardest…
Blonde Condoms – What do blondes call condoms? Doggie Bags
Blonde’s Cheer – I’m a blonde! I’m a blonde, yay!!! B-L-O…? I’m a blonde, yay!
3 blondes jump off a building … – Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? They wanted to…
Autoblonde – Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.
Two Blondes and a Lake – Two blondes stand on opposite sides of a lake.One blonde yells, "How do I…
How Do You Confuse A Blonde? – Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her an M&M bag,…
More Jokes
Bank Robbers – Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe,…
Don’t Leave ‘Em Hanging – Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.…
Deconstructing Little Johnny – Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Menopause – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought menopause…
Yo Slatternly Mama – Yo mama’s like a door handle, everyone gets a turn!
Blonde Invention – Q: What invention did a blonde come up with that didn’t pass…
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