Friday, February 28
Browsing: blonde jokes
Blonde on the Ceiling – Q: How do you get a blonde lesbian to climb the wall? A: Show her…
Blonde’s License – A cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks…
Blonde’s Multiple Orgasms – Q: What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?A: Great work, team!
Mail-In Blonde – Blonde: "I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach…
Horror Movie Blonde – Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?A: Dead meat.
Bright Eyes – How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle? Shine a flashlight into her ear.
One-Eyed Blonde – Two blondes are walking down the road when one says "Look at that dog with one eye!"The…
Milk Doesn’t Do a Blonde Good – Q: Did you hear about the blonde who died while drinking milk?A: The…
Blonde Safe Sex – What is a blonde’s idea of safe sex? Locking the car door.
Blonde Tattoo – Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her apartment number on her stomach?A: So her male would get…
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He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent…
Booty Call… Math – How about we add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your…
Canni Ball! – Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the…
The Perils of Flatulence – Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?…
Dentist – A woman met a man at a club and went back to his…
No Backseat Blonde – A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making…
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