Friday, January 24
Browsing: blonde jokes
Don’t Step Out of the Car – A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in…
My Blonde Is Broken – How do you break a blonde’s nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
Blonde Diet – There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked…
Bimbo Joke – How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex. She kicks the car door open.
Blonde Brain Cell – Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?A: Pregnant.
Blonde and License Plates – Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn’t afford a personalized license plate?A: She…
The Blonde Flu – A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, "Doc, I’m horribly sick!"The doctor looks at…
Blonde Robbery – A blonde walked up to a man and said, “Give me your wallet.” The man said, “Okay,…
Life Saver – A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown,…
Blondes and Iceberg – Two blondes were stranded on an iceberg with only a telescope. One of the blondes was…
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Astronaut Booty Call… Scream – They say in space, no one can hear you scream.…
Calcium is Funny – How much calcium is in a woman’s breast? Enough to make…
Giovanni the… – It is Rennaissance Italy and Lothario and his friend Giovanni sit at…
Amish Leg Warmers – There’s this Amish girl and she tells her mom that her…
Afghani Fowl – What’s the national bird of Afghanistan? DUCK!!!
God Made Eve First – In this world God made Eve first and one day…
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