Browsing: blonde jokes

Adventures in Disneyland – Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The…

Big Ben Blonde – Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?A: She found out Big Ben…

Blonde Breadcrumbs – Q: Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning?A: To feed the toilet duck.

Blonde…Passenger – Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.

Blonde Chainsaw Massacre – What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? Dead!

Blonde in Grocery Store – She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to…

Blonde – Contractor – There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house, so she called the contractor and…

Positions – Three women were at the doctor’s office for the second trimester check up. The first woman, a brunette,…

Blonde Witnesses – Three blondes witness a crime so they go to the police station to identify the suspect. The…

Blonde With License – Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test? A: Because every time the car…