Browsing: blonde jokes

Flighty Blonde – Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?A: Must be an earthquake.

Heaven and Hell – John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car…

Top Blonde Speed – Q: Why is a blonde’s top speed 68 mph?A: Because at 69 she blows a rod.

911 – Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.

Ice Hole – There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who…

So Blonde… 60 Minutes – She is so blonde that it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."

Blonde Phone Sex – Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex?A: Because the condom wouldn’t fit over…

Blonde and Prawn – What do blondes and shrimps have in common? Their heads are full of shit, but the…

Barbie and Paris – Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common?A: Both are blonde, brainless and made…

Castaway Gals – A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island. The redhead looks to the…