Browsing: blonde jokes

Stoplight – There was a blonde at a stoplight and it said “walk.” She started walking and, when she was…

Tennis Balls – One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road.…

The Muffler – A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The…

Guns don’t kill people, Blonds kill people – A blonde women is sitting in her garage, alone, with a gun…

Dim Bulb – How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, to yell for Daddy!

Life Saver – A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown,…

Phone Job – A blonde goes to an international message center to call her mother. When the man tells her…

Blonde’s Alligator Shoes – A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine…

Blonde NASA Engineer – NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the…

Blondes on Skates – What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? A mobile sperm bank!