Thursday, February 27
Browsing: blonde jokes
Soccer Blonde – A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One…
Blonde Cell Death – How do a blonde’s brain cells die? Alone.
Blonde Grenadier – What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw…
Those Intellectually Deficient Blondes – Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? A: 100. One…
Blondes and Airplanes – A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to…
Blonde Counting – Q: Why can’t a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Blonde Luck – A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball…
Green Lipstick – Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Blonde Tip Toe – Q: Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet?A: So she wouldn’t wake up…
Grand Theft Auto – A blonde get’s in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing.…
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What’s the difference between Jesus and Madonna? – What’s the difference between Jesus and Madonna?…
Beer on the Beach – Q: Why don’t women like to drink beer on the…
Zombie Booty Call… Place – Want to come back to my place? I can guarantee…
Geek Booty Call… Palm – You make me wanna use my Palm.
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chat Room – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t…
Yo mama’s so skinny… baseball – Yo mama’s so skinny, she used a needle for…
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