Friday, January 24
Browsing: blonde jokes
Blonde Valedictorian – A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ”I can count higher…
Of Hoses and Blondes – What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf ball through a garden…
Blonde and the Bottle Cap – Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda’s bottle cap and putting…
Jingle Blondes – What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner? "Ho. Ho. Ho."
The Midget Scopes the Blonde – A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you,…
Three Hellos – A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men.Completely…
Knock-Knock Blonde – Q: Why can’t you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
Coincidentally – Q: What did the bartender say when a priest, a boyscout, and a blonde walked in? A: Is…
Banana Peel – A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she…
Watch the Birdie – A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, "Look, a…
More Jokes
The Old Lady’s Three Wishes – A fairy godmother decides to grant three wishes to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… DNA – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks DNA…
The Dentist – Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at…
Blondes and Butter – Q: What do blondes have in common with butter? A: They…
Contractor Booty Call… Mud Jacking – Come on, I’m tired of mud jacking alone.
Groupie Gone Wild – What did the groupie get sleeping with the entire band? Flaming…
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