Browsing: blonde jokes

Blonde Brushing Hair – Q: What did the blonde do after she brushed her hair? A: Pulled up her pants.

Blonde’s Maternity Test – The doctor tells the blonde, "You’re pregnant."The blonde asks, "Are you sure it’s mine?"

Blonde Tip Toe – Q: Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet?A: So she wouldn’t wake up…

Blonde’s Computer Freeze – What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.

XXX Blondes – Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?A: It’s the signature of the three blondes…

Blonde Welfare – Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?A: She wanted to know how to cook food…

Blonde’s Helicopter Lesson – A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, "I’ll radio you every 1000 feet to…

Blonde On A Fence – Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other…

Horror Movie Blonde – Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?A: Dead meat.

So Blonde… Airport Left – She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that…