Thursday, February 27
Browsing: blonde jokes
Dead Mama – A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee’s…
Blonde Ironing – Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: Sometimes the legs on the…
Blonde Butter – What do a blonde and butter have in common? They both spread for bread!
Our Stupid Apartment’s On Fire! – Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the…
Microwave Cookery – Why’d they create the microwave? So blondes could cook, too!
Blonde Bummer – What do you call a pimple on a blonde’s butt? A brain tumor.
Blonde with Money – A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what…
Blonde lumberjack – This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She met a foreman…
The Wet and the Blonde – Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store? The sign said ”Wet Floor.”
Blonde Mating Call – Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A: "I’m soooo drunk."
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Closest Shave Ever – A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the…
Viking Booty Call… Pillaging – Normally I’d be raping and pillaging, but you make me…
It’s A Family Thing – "When are you getting married to your girlfriend?" "I would…
Classic Booty Call… Tear – If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t…
The Grand Forks Flood Film – Did you know their making a movie about the…
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