Browsing: animal jokes

Only One Yogi Bear – Q: Why didn’t they make two Yogi bears?A: Because someone made a Boo Boo.

Walks Into a Bar… Talking Dog – A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He…

Penguins Go to the Zoo – A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The…

Full of Wool – A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices…

Blonde Horse Sense – A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart. So she asks the farmer…

The Old Lady’s Three Wishes – A fairy godmother decides to grant three wishes to a little old lady."What would…

Walks Into a Bar… Got Grapes? – A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"The bartender, confused,…

Moosehead Beer – Q. How can you tell if a guy likes Moosehead? A. By the antler marks on his…

Heffahump – How do you stop a dog who’s humping your leg? Whack him off!

A Bunny Story – Once there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny…