Sunday, November 17
Browsing: animal jokes
Lawyer and Pig Crossing – Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?A: Won’t happen…
Barnum & Bailey – Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected…
It’s Very Difficult To Marry Princesses – Three men want to marry the king’s most beautiful daughter. The king agrees…
Elephant Encounter – Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?A: Apologize and wipe it off.
The Day Owl and The Night Cat – In the year 3000, animals rule the Earth; they talk and drive…
Closed Bull’s Eyes – What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Football Fan To The Rescue – Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Fish – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to drown her pet fish.
How do you Catch a Squirrel? – Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and…
Poof! You’re a dog. – How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light…
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The Bill Clinton Sale – Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at…
You Bet Your Wife – An old couple celebrates their 50th wedding anniversary in a…
Two blondes are shopping at the mall… – Two blondes are shopping at the mall.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Belt – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has to…
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