Browsing: animal jokes

A Sack Full of Chickens – Two rednecks walk down a dirt path. One man has a big sack over…

Kangaphant – What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together? Giant holes all over Africa!

George of the Jungle – George of the Jungle lived all alone in the jungle with no other people. Since…

Animal Lives – Q: What has more lives than a cat?A: A frog — it croaks every night.

The Squirrels – One day little Bill was playing in the sand out of the sun underneath his front steps.…

Isn’t She Lucky? – Q: How did Britney Spears die while drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.

Walks Into a Bar… Three Tests – A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large…

Turtle Sexuality – What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke!

New Family for the Parrot – A housewife buys a parrot to keep her company during the day.The clerk warns…

Giovanni the… – It is Rennaissance Italy and Lothario and his friend Giovanni sit at a table outside a cafe…