Thursday, February 6
Browsing: animal jokes
Leek Limerick – There was a man from Leek Who instead of a nose had a beak. It grew quite…
Parrot-Prostitutes – A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and the only…
When a Fly Drops Five Inches – A fly flies back and forth over a river repeatedly, dropping five inches…
Pet Peeves – There were three dogs at a vet’s office. The first dog asked the second one why he…
Legless Dog – What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter… he won’t come to you anyway!
Walks Into a Bar… Dog Day Afternoon – A guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. The bartender…
Animal Rotation – Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?A: Rotisserie chicken.
Late AGAIN – A kid was late for school one day. "I had to take the bull down to mate…
Walks Into a Bar… Horsing Around – A farmer walks into a bar with a horse. He says, "I will…
Donkeys’ Quixotic Journey – Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain to see? The Wiseass.
More Jokes
Sardarji Editor – A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he…
This Joke is Bananas! – Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A:…
Gay Fake-Out – How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his…
Contractor Booty Call… Hinge – I’d like to get a closer look at your butt…
Geek Booty Call… Network – I’ve got a Local Area Network that needs your attention.
Geek Booty Call… Phaser – If you were a phaser, you’d be set on "stunning."
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