Wednesday, December 18
Browsing: animal jokes
Shoulda Said – This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. ”Hey, can I get a drink on…
Wailing Whale – What do you do with a blue whale? Cheer it up!
Hurt Bee Back – Q: How did the bee hurt his back?A: He fell off his honey.
Man and Pig? – Q: What’s the difference between a man and a pig? A: You mean there IS a…
Fish Brains – Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? A: Dam
Chicken Joke: Dirty! – What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back?…
Girl and Dog – A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into…
No-Legged Dog – Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?A: Right where you left him.
Octopus and a Cow – Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?A: An animal…
You Can’t Put HimTogether Again – What’s green and red, and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender!
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Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Mirror – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has to…
Nursing Home Chit Chat – At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior…
Prom Booty Call… Cummerbund – I didn’t mean to get my cummerbund on you.
Cow Abortion – Q: What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?A: De-calf-i-nated.
In Cider – A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying…
Little Johnny… Definite Definition – The preschool teacher says, "We’re going to do vocabulary today.…
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