Thursday, February 6
Browsing: animal jokes
Yeti Booty Call… Sherpas – Want to see why the Sherpas call me the Abdominal Showman?
The Day Owl and The Night Cat – In the year 3000, animals rule the Earth; they talk and drive…
The Lyin’ King – What’s the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson? One’s an African lion, and the other’s a…
Return the Dog – Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves.…
Blow The Men Down – A male whale and his mate were swimming around in the ocean, when all of…
Why did God give women… – Q: Why did God give women more brain cells than cows? A: So that…
My Dog Can Beat Up Your Dog – Once a man walked into a bar and sat down at a…
Instant Cow Attraction! – How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You hang up a bingo sign!
Fish On The Wall – What did the fish say when he hit a wall? Dam!
Rabbits in a Row – Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take…
More Jokes
Jock Booty Call… Zone – How about we march into your red zone and I’ll…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Silver Shovel – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she was…
Polar Bears – What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Fruit Punch – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought…
Falling Sign – One day, a man walks into a whorehouse and says, ”Give me…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Roll – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can roll…
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