Wednesday, December 18
Browsing: animal jokes
Black and Brown – Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A: A Doberman pinscher.
What drug was the duck on… – What drug was the duck on? Qwack!
Bar… Grasshopper – A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, ‘Hey, we have a drink named after…
Politics Joke 1 – Hillary Clinton went for her annual exam. After the exam, the OB-GYN told her that she…
The Difference Between a Bull and a Cow – Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull…
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
The Other Side – Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one…
The Bear Hunter – A group of men go up into the mountains to go bear hunting. The first morning…
The Doctor’s Little Voice – There was a doctor that had been having sex with a number of his patients,…
Mud Hole Moral – A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud…
More Jokes
Five Pounds of Fat – Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Harpooned – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went…
Work Blows – What’s the difference between a wife and a job? After ten years…
The Husband’s Best Friend – A woman meets with her lover, who is also her…
Blonde Cruise – A blonde sees a posting on a bulletin board that says, "Cruise…
How Many – How many dicks can a redneck girl take at a time? It…
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