Wednesday, December 18
Browsing: animal jokes
Panda Booty Call… Cute – Come on, I don’t have to tell you how cute you are–you know you’re a…
Taking Ducks to Market – Once there was a farmer with three sons. He gave a duck to his eldest…
Cow Fun – What do cows read in the morning? The daily moos!
Fishin’ or Buggery? – There was this man who had a dog. Every Sunday morning at 4:30 AM the man…
Nasty Cashiers – A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places two cans of dog food…
Brave Pig With the Peg Leg – A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a…
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Past – In my past life I was a horse; now I’m just hung like one.
Toilet Humor – How many animals can you fit on a toilet ? One pussy and 1000 hares.
Lonely Fishermen – What do you call a lonely fisherman? A Master-Baiter.
Elephants, Beavers and the Jungle – Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m? Because elephants…
More Jokes
DUCKS OR PLUCKS? – Q: What did did the mother duck say to the little…
Fishing Pajamas – A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something…
Mimes – What’s black and white and red all over? Mimes in a chainsaw fight.
Bumper Crop O’ Bumper Stickers – Bush happens Life is like a box of chocolates.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bricks – Yo’ Mama’s so ugly, if ugly were bricks,…
Danger in D.C. – Q: What is the most dangerous thing in Washington D.C.?A: An…
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