Browsing: animal jokes

Little Johnny’s Stork – Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them."…

Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Past – In my past life I was a horse; now I’m just hung like one.

Man Catches Crocodile – A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me…

First Day of School – Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of…

Bow-Legged Doe – Q: What did the bow-legged doe say?A: That’s the last time I do that for 10 bucks.

Politics Joke 3 – George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The president looks…

Elephants, Beavers and the Jungle – Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m? Because elephants…

A Sack Full of Chickens – Two rednecks walk down a dirt path. One man has a big sack over…

A Ton of Pinching – Q: What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?A: An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo.

Rabbit Breakout – Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat…