Browsing: animal jokes

Dogs in Trouble – Three dogs were sitting in the vet’s waiting room. One of the dogs was looking glum,…

Those Darn Blondes – Q: What does a blonde do after she finishes sucking c**k? A: Spits out the feathers.

Bird vs. Fly – What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly…

Of Mice and Men – What do mice and men have in common? They both run around hunting for holes!

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Smiles – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her smile makes puppies whimper.

Math Dog – What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? The wrong answer.

Dinosaur St. – Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.

Mommy Almost Died – One day this little girl’s dad came home and she runs up to him. "Daddy, the…

Gray on the Inside – Q: What’s gray on the inside and clear on the outside?A: An elephant in a…

Easter Egg Hunt – Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?A: He doesn’t want anyone to know he’s…