Wednesday, January 29
Browsing: animal jokes
Donkey and Onion – What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?A piece of ass that…
Milk Doesn’t Do a Blonde Good – Q: Did you hear about the blonde who died while drinking milk?A: The…
Two brunettes and a blonde… – Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are…
Four Worms and a Funeral – Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into…
Fish Brains – Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? A: Dam
Lucky Frog – I took a day off from work to play golf. I was on the fourth hole, when…
West Virginia Deer – What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer (no eye deer with southern…
Walks Into a Bar… The Hamster Show – A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he’ll…
Bells on Cows – Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don’t work!
Moof – What goes moof? A cow with buck teeth.
More Jokes
Jock Booty Call… Muscle – Hey babe, I think I pulled a groin muscle. Or…
Valentine Gift Test – Which Valentine’s Day gift would you like? To determine your personality,…
Only One Yogi Bear – Q: Why didn’t they make two Yogi bears?A: Because someone…
Taking the Bullet – Two guys are drinking together, when one of them throws up…
Unwanted Compliment – Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?A: Wow! Your…
Alien Booty Call… Heart – You’ve stolen my heart. Luckily, I have three more.
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