Browsing: animal jokes

Stumpy Legged Pink Dog – A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says,…

Trapped Inside a Whale – What do you if you’re trapped inside a whale? Run ’round and ’round till you’re…

Cross the Road… Fat Turkey – Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?A: To get hit by my…

You Did What With A What? – A woman went to the doctor’s and complained of being really sore. "Do…

Sheep and Kangaroo – Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?A: A sweater with…

Human DNA and Goats – Q: What did the farmer say when he read that genetic engineers were implanting human…

Warming the Skunk – Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran over a skunk."We better take…

Eagles and Weasels – Eagles may soar but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

The Naked Truth – This guy is having an affair with a married woman and her husband comes home early…

Roadkill Logic – Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum how. (How many dead chickens have…