Wednesday, January 29
Browsing: animal jokes
The Squirrels – One day little Bill was playing in the sand out of the sun underneath his front steps.…
Legless Poodle – What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
Giovanni the… – It is Rennaissance Italy and Lothario and his friend Giovanni sit at a table outside a cafe…
Mary Had A Little Lamb – Mary had a little sheep With this sheep She went to sleep The sheep…
How to Catch an Elephant – As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant: First, you…
Bubble Blowing Duckies – Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The…
Turtle Sexuality – What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke!
Broken Cage – Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
Panda Booty Call… WWF – You don’t get to be the face of the World Wildlife Fund without knowing a…
Turkey Crosses the Road – Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove that he wasn’t chicken.
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Old People And Nastiness – A very old couple wanted to have children, so they…
Tell Me Everything – Tell me everything you know…I have a few seconds to waste.
Farting Contest – A man farts in bed next to his wife.His wife asks, "What…
Blonde – Two Coats – A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what…
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