Wednesday, December 18
Browsing: animal jokes
Redneck Dog – Two rednecks were sitting on their porch one afternoon and looked down at their dog who was…
What, Exactly, Are Cats? – 1. Cats do what they want, when they want. 2. They rarely listen to you.…
Running Blind – A policeman was directing traffic at a busy intersection when he observed a blind man and his…
An Atheist and a Bear – An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had…
Lawyer and Pig Crossing – Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?A: Won’t happen…
Barnum & Bailey – Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected…
It’s Very Difficult To Marry Princesses – Three men want to marry the king’s most beautiful daughter. The king agrees…
Elephant Encounter – Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?A: Apologize and wipe it off.
The Day Owl and The Night Cat – In the year 3000, animals rule the Earth; they talk and drive…
Closed Bull’s Eyes – What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
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Nuts and Bolts – Q: What did the nut say to the bolt?A: Screw me.
Little Johnny… Name That Animal – Little Johnny’s first grade class was playing "Name That…
Ducks and Elephants – Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out fires. Why…
Two Ribbons – A woman calls a clinic and says she hasn’t been able to…
Sleeping Squirrel – Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts…
Help. I Lost My Crippled Turtle. – Where do you find a turtle with no…
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