Sunday, April 6
Browsing: animal jokes
Full of Wool – A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices…
Huge Pause – A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and…………… coke" The bartender asks…
Sheep Organ – What is the longest organ in a sheep’s body? A New Zealander’s cock!
Jesus Is Gonna Get You – A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of…
Blonde and Cool Elephants – Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses…
Fly vs. Mosquito – What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A fly can fly but a…
A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights… – Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights…
Perverted Parrot – Q: What does a perverted parrot say?A: Polly want a rim job.
The Greatest Cow – Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads:…
Sleeping Squirrel – Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts warm!
More Jokes
Tiger Woods and Princess Di – What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Diana didn’t?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hopscotch – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she plays hopscotch…
Butt Cheeks – Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?A: Together, we…
One-Legged Hop – Q: Why did the bunny hop around on one leg?A: Because the…
Pirate Booty Call… Friend – Would ya care to meet my friend One-Eyed Willie? Yar!
Dinosaur St. – Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken’s day…
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