Browsing: animal jokes

Tatonka – There was an Indian chief who wanted to show his son the way of the woods. He gets…

Charging Elephant – How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away his credit card!

Blossom and Porky – An old lady notices a little girl frolicking in the park with her dog. She asks,…

In the Name of the Father – A twenty-five-year-old man walks into a bar and sits down next to his…

Donkey and Onion – What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?A piece of ass that…

Bees Pees – Q: Where does a bee pee? A: At the BP station.

Eagles and Weasels – Eagles may soar but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

Math Dog – What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? The wrong answer.

Bar… Alligator – A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It’s about 10 feet long. The bartender flips…

Warming the Skunk – Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran over a skunk."We better take…