Browsing: animal jokes

a man with a green substance on his face

Calf’s Tail vs. Tie – Q: What is the difference between a calf’s tail and a tie?A: The calf’s tail…

Close Up Photo of a Woman Laughing

Three Dumb Hunters – Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he’s going to get a buck.…

Photo of Man Smiling

Porcupines – Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: Ouch.

A Woman with Lipstick on her Face

Shoulda Said – This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. ”Hey, can I get a drink on…

Grayscale Photo of Laughing Old Man

Bar… Grasshopper – A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, ‘Hey, we have a drink named after…