Friday, February 21
Browsing: animal jokes
Another Chicken, Another Road – Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?
Mole Removal – Did you hear about the redneck who went to the hospital to have a mole removed from…
Brave Pig With the Peg Leg – A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a…
Carrots – How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with…
Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator – Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer.…
Ants Dancing – Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Fly Off The Toilet – Why did the fly fall off the toilet? It got pissed off.
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Shih tzu + Bulldog – What do you get when you cross a bulldog and…
Ray Charles’ Wife – Have you seen Ray Charles’ wife? Neither has he!
Walks Into a Bar… Donkeyboy – Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says,…
Unappreciated Hanukkah Gift – A Jewish guy’s mother gives him two sweaters for Hanukkah. The…
Monkey Relates the Terrible Accident – A cop comes around a curve in the road…
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