Browsing: animal jokes

Migrating Birds – Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?A: It’s too far to walk.

Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your…

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit – Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don’t like…

Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts – Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?A: Beer nuts are a…

New Family for the Parrot – A housewife buys a parrot to keep her company during the day.The clerk warns…

Fish Eye – Q: What do you call a fish without an eye? A: A "FSHhh"

I’m Very Bullish On Milk – A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer is sitting in…