Sunday, April 6
Browsing: animal jokes
Panda Booty Call… My Place – How about we go back to my place for bamboo and hot panda love?…
No-Legged Dog – Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?A: Right where you left him.
Miss Piggy’s Feelin’ Fresh – Why does Miss Piggy douche with vinegar and water? Because Kermit likes sweet and sour…
Black and Brown – Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A: A Doberman pinscher.
Lucky MotherDucker – Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer had just inherited some of…
Shop At WalRusMart – What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal!
Wok and Roll – Q: What’s a wok?A: Something you throw at a wabbit.
Rejected Greeting Card — Sorry – I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at…
Goose Hunting – So this guy is in Rhode Island hunting for geese. He catches one and puts it in…
Blonde NASA Engineer – NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the…
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Chaste Nudist – A young girl goes to her doctor. The doctor runs some tests…
Bone Diggers – What do dogs and women have in common? They both like 12-inch…
Robot Booty Call… Stealing – Although I have not been programmed to break any existing…
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