Saturday, January 18
Browsing: animal jokes
How do you Catch a Squirrel? – Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and…
Poof! You’re a dog. – How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light…
One-Eyed Blonde – Two blondes are walking down the road when one says "Look at that dog with one eye!"The…
Humming Bees – Q: Why do bees hum?A: They don’t know the words.
Fish says, "Duuuuude!" – What does a fish use to get high? Seaweed!
Three Nuns and a Parrot – Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day. On…
Blonde and Prawn – What do blondes and shrimps have in common? Their heads are full of shit, but the…
Bin Laid – How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex? He marks the camels that kick.
Peckers – What can a bird do that a man can’t? Eat with his pecker!
A.J. Jamal: Free Cats – Cats are cool because you don’t have to buy them. You see them on the…
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Statues Come to Life – Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the…
Washington Booty Call… Delaware – I cannot tell a lie. I’d cross the Delaware for…
Little Johnny’s Subsitute Teacher – Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school. When…
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