Wednesday, December 18
Browsing: animal jokes
Panda Booty Call… Riddle – (Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a tiger?
Panda Booty Call… Pregnant – You know how hard it is for you to get pregnant, so there’s nothing to…
Squirrel Kickin” Back – Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach? A: To keep its nuts warm.
Pet Zebra – What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot
Afghani Fowl – What’s the national bird of Afghanistan? DUCK!!!
The Stupid Nomad – A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or…
Dogs and Cats – A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom. "What’s a bitch and…
Panda Booty Call… My Place – How about we go back to my place for bamboo and hot panda love?…
There were two blondes at the park… – There were two blondes at the park. One says, "Look at that…
Doggie Style – When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
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The Amazing Health Computer – One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My elbow really…
Zombie Booty Call… Grave – What time do you have to be back in Heaven?…
A Nun and Her Donkey – A nun wanted to enter a racehorse into a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Yo’ Daddy – Yo’ Mama is so fat, yo’ daddy…
No Bees Here – There was a brave with no sexual experience. He went to…
Classic Booty Call… Mirror – Is there a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can…
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