Sunday, November 17
Browsing: animal jokes
Energizer Bunny – What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward? He keeps coming and coming and…
How to Catch an Elephant – As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant: First, you…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Name – Curious to see why they call me a "please-you-a-saur?"
Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Happy Dog – How much do I owe Yo’ Mama? My dog came home happy…
Kid and Animals – There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed…
Mrs. Andrews & Her Lost Love – Mrs. Andrews named her cat Love because it was so affectionate. One day,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Smiles – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her smile makes puppies whimper.
Mole Removal – Did you hear about the redneck who went to the hospital to have a mole removed from…
Huge Pause – A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and…………… coke" The bartender asks…
Here, Chicken, Chicken – Where is the world’s fastest chicken from? Ethiopia!
More Jokes
Perfect Man, Perfect Woman – There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They…
Alien Booty Call… Hurt – Did it hurt when you fell from the Jicknob Nebula?
Showers Instead of Baths – Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?A: Pissing…
Soccer Booty Call… Send – Are you gonna let me send it through? Goooaaalll!
A Close Shave and a Shine – A man walks into a barber shop and…
Tatonka – There was an Indian chief who wanted to show his son the way…
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