Browsing: animal jokes

Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts – Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?A: Beer nuts are a…

New Family for the Parrot – A housewife buys a parrot to keep her company during the day.The clerk warns…

Fish Eye – Q: What do you call a fish without an eye? A: A "FSHhh"

I’m Very Bullish On Milk – A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer is sitting in…

Walks Into a Bar… Gator Bite – A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.…

Amish Woman Driver – An Amish lady trots down the road in her horse and buggy when a cop pulls…

Talking animals? – While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep…

Little Johnny’s Stork – Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them."…

Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Past – In my past life I was a horse; now I’m just hung like one.

Man Catches Crocodile – A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me…