Friday, January 17
Browsing: animal jokes
You Did What With A What? – A woman went to the doctor’s and complained of being really sore. "Do…
Sheep and Kangaroo – Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?A: A sweater with…
Human DNA and Goats – Q: What did the farmer say when he read that genetic engineers were implanting human…
Warming the Skunk – Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran over a skunk."We better take…
Eagles and Weasels – Eagles may soar but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
The Naked Truth – This guy is having an affair with a married woman and her husband comes home early…
Roadkill Logic – Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum how. (How many dead chickens have…
It’s Not For Him, Stupid – An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves…
West Virginia Ghosts – A visiting professor at the University of West Virginia gives a seminar on the supernatural.To get…
The Three Little Pigs – Once upon a time, Three Little Pigs walk into a bar. The first pig orders…
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Marble – You’re as sharp as a marble.
The Golfer’s Confession – A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I…
Female Midget – What do you call a nice female midget who gives head? Short,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Dime – Yo’ Mama is so short, she could sit…
Megastore, Megasale – The manager of a megastore came to check on his new salesman.…
Frank Pete – What did one fat chick say to the other? Who cares, they’re…
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