Wednesday, December 18
Browsing: animal jokes
You Can’t Put HimTogether Again – What’s green and red, and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender!
Only One Yogi Bear – Q: Why didn’t they make two Yogi bears?A: Because someone made a Boo Boo.
Walks Into a Bar… Talking Dog – A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He…
Penguins Go to the Zoo – A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The…
Full of Wool – A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices…
Blonde Horse Sense – A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart. So she asks the farmer…
The Old Lady’s Three Wishes – A fairy godmother decides to grant three wishes to a little old lady."What would…
Walks Into a Bar… Got Grapes? – A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"The bartender, confused,…
Moosehead Beer – Q. How can you tell if a guy likes Moosehead? A. By the antler marks on his…
Heffahump – How do you stop a dog who’s humping your leg? Whack him off!
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Signs – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so busted, each tooth has a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Shadow – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the shadow of…
Penis Requests a Raise – I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Parked Car – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Richard Simmons – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Hoe Down – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she went…
© 2024 Jokesaz. Designed by JokesAZ.