Saturday, January 18
Browsing: animal jokes
Politics Joke 3 – George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The president looks…
Elephants, Beavers and the Jungle – Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m? Because elephants…
A Sack Full of Chickens – Two rednecks walk down a dirt path. One man has a big sack over…
A Ton of Pinching – Q: What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?A: An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo.
Rabbit Breakout – Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat…
The Blonde Takes on Grasshopper Biology – A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers.She pulls off one of…
Mrs. Andrews & Her Lost Love – Mrs. Andrews named her cat Love because it was so affectionate. One day,…
Thirsty whale – What did the thirsty whale do? Bit the tail of a submarine and sucked out all the…
The Rooster and the Donkey – Q: If your donkey bites my rooster’s feet off, what do we have?A: Two…
Blonde & Turtle – Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: They’re both screwed on…
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The Hunter’s Topless Maidens – A hunter saves an Indian chief being chased by a…
His Holy Crossword – A gentleman sits next to a priest on an airplane. He…
Kite Tails and Rejection – One day a father and son are flying a kite.…
Sex Education – A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex…
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