Saturday, February 22
Browsing: animal jokes
Politics Joke 3 – George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The president looks…
Elephants, Beavers and the Jungle – Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m? Because elephants…
A Sack Full of Chickens – Two rednecks walk down a dirt path. One man has a big sack over…
A Ton of Pinching – Q: What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?A: An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo.
Rabbit Breakout – Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat…
The Blonde Takes on Grasshopper Biology – A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers.She pulls off one of…
Mrs. Andrews & Her Lost Love – Mrs. Andrews named her cat Love because it was so affectionate. One day,…
Thirsty whale – What did the thirsty whale do? Bit the tail of a submarine and sucked out all the…
The Rooster and the Donkey – Q: If your donkey bites my rooster’s feet off, what do we have?A: Two…
Blonde & Turtle – Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: They’re both screwed on…
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Golf Course Blonde – Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course?A:…
Blonde Bird Killer – How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off…
Soccer Booty Call… Mouth – I would like to approach your goalmouth. Goooaaalll!
To Boldly Go… – Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the…
Soccer Booty Call… Skills – I hear you have good ball handling skills. Goooaaalll!
Popularity Is A Relative Term – If Barbie is so popular, why do you have…
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