Browsing: animal jokes

Chicken on the Football Field – Why did the chicken run onto the football field? Because the umpire called a…

Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!

Capon Fear – Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken? Far from being a proverbial chicken, this deeply disturbed…

Closed Bull’s Eyes – What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

Circus Elephant – A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus. When his father left…

Walks Into a Bar… South American Toad – A young guy walks into a bar. An old drunk sits with…

Dogs in Trouble – Three dogs were sitting in the vet’s waiting room. One of the dogs was looking glum,…

Those Darn Blondes – Q: What does a blonde do after she finishes sucking c**k? A: Spits out the feathers.

Bird vs. Fly – What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly…

Of Mice and Men – What do mice and men have in common? They both run around hunting for holes!