Saturday, February 22
Browsing: animal jokes
West Virginia Deer – What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer (no eye deer with southern…
Walks Into a Bar… The Hamster Show – A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he’ll…
Bells on Cows – Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don’t work!
Moof – What goes moof? A cow with buck teeth.
Kangaroo + Leap Year = – What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar? A leap…
Walks Into a Bar… Jets Fan – A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says,…
Totally Bats – Two bats are going for their midnight feed. After an hour or so, one bat gets tired…
Panda Booty Call… My Place – How about we go back to my place for bamboo and hot panda love?…
No-Legged Dog – Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?A: Right where you left him.
Miss Piggy’s Feelin’ Fresh – Why does Miss Piggy douche with vinegar and water? Because Kermit likes sweet and sour…
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Knock, Knock – Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Car go Beep Beep!
Got Milk? – A guy had a date with this really hot blonde. He wanted…
You’re So Stupid…Bumper Cars – You’re so stupid, you got caught drunk-driving at the bumper…
Lawyers in the Trees – Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a…
Toe Curl – This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off…
Hurt Bee Back – Q: How did the bee hurt his back?A: He fell off…
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