Saturday, January 18
Browsing: animal jokes
Polygon – Q: What’s a polygon?A: A dead parrot.
Blondes and cow patties – What do blondes and cow patties have in common? The older they get the easier…
Full of Wool – A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices…
Huge Pause – A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and…………… coke" The bartender asks…
Sheep Organ – What is the longest organ in a sheep’s body? A New Zealander’s cock!
Jesus Is Gonna Get You – A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of…
Blonde and Cool Elephants – Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses…
Fly vs. Mosquito – What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A fly can fly but a…
A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights… – Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights…
Perverted Parrot – Q: What does a perverted parrot say?A: Polly want a rim job.
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Occupy This – A man’s occupation is to stick his cockulation in a woman’s ventilation…
Farting gay men – Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum…
I’ll Give You An Appointment – A man asked his wife if it was, perhaps,…
Little Johnny… Make a Sentence – Little Johnny’s teacher asks him to make a sentence…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Menopause – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought menopause…
Helen Keller’s Broken Arm – How did Helen Keller break her arms? Trying to read…
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