Saturday, January 18
Browsing: animal jokes
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog – A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says,…
Trapped Inside a Whale – What do you if you’re trapped inside a whale? Run ’round and ’round till you’re…
Cross the Road… Fat Turkey – Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?A: To get hit by my…
You Did What With A What? – A woman went to the doctor’s and complained of being really sore. "Do…
Sheep and Kangaroo – Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?A: A sweater with…
Human DNA and Goats – Q: What did the farmer say when he read that genetic engineers were implanting human…
Warming the Skunk – Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran over a skunk."We better take…
Leek Limerick – There was a man from Leek Who instead of a nose had a beak. It grew quite…
Parrot-Prostitutes – A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and the only…
When a Fly Drops Five Inches – A fly flies back and forth over a river repeatedly, dropping five inches…
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Chicago Bears Bashing – Q: Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?A:…
Kangaphant – What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together? Giant…
Face Loan – Can I borrow your face for a few days?My ass is going…
Classic Booty Call… Inheritance – Inheriting 80 million bucks just doesn’t mean much when you…
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