Tuesday, April 22
Browsing: animal jokes
Only One Yogi Bear – Q: Why didn’t they make two Yogi bears?A: Because someone made a Boo Boo.
Lawyer and Pig Crossing – Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?A: Won’t happen…
Toilet Humor – How many animals can you fit on a toilet ? One pussy and 1000 hares.
Panda Booty Call… Riddle – (Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a tiger?
Blonde Counting Sheep – Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She…
Bunnies and Carrots – Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots??? A: Bunny farts!
Basketball Chicken – Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls.
Mexican Restaurant Specialty – A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at a famous local restaurant. The…
Mud Hole Moral – A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud…
Baptism Is Not for Everyone – No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize a cat.
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The Clever Famer – Q: Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?…
Osama Gets Loaded – Why don’t the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?…
Running Blind – A policeman was directing traffic at a busy intersection when he observed…
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