Sunday, February 23
Browsing: animal jokes
A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights… – Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights…
Perverted Parrot – Q: What does a perverted parrot say?A: Polly want a rim job.
The Greatest Cow – Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads:…
Sleeping Squirrel – Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts warm!
Calf’s Tail vs. Tie – Q: What is the difference between a calf’s tail and a tie?A: The calf’s tail…
Frog on the Lady’s Head – A lady with a frog stuck to her head comes to the doctor’s office.…
Three Dumb Hunters – Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he’s going to get a buck.…
Porcupines – Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: Ouch.
Birds of Paradise – Yo mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber…
Shoulda Said – This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. ”Hey, can I get a drink on…
More Jokes
Blonde’s Favorite Nursery Rhyme – Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Humpme Dumpme.
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Ice Cream Truck – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she…
The Stick – ”Did you ever find the guy?” ”What guy?” ”The guy who beat…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… World Wildlife Foundation – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the…
One-Legged People – Q: Where do one-legged people eat?A: IHOP
Don’t Got Milk? – What do you call a cow that won’t give milk? A…
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