Sunday, November 17
Browsing: animal jokes
Sheep Organ – What is the longest organ in a sheep’s body? A New Zealander’s cock!
Green and Jumpy – What is green and jumps from bed to bed? A prostitoad.
Blonde NASA Engineer – NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the…
Pop a Cap in the Lion’s Gluts – There was this lion who had just eaten a bull,and he felt…
Man Catches Crocodile – A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me…
Gynecologist and a Dog – Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?A: Wet noses.
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog Pound – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she got hauled into the dog pound…
Cat Hospital – Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To have a cat-scan done.
American in Mexico – There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so…
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog – A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says,…
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Redneck Poetry – Robert Frost and a redneck came to heaven’s gate at the same…
Jock Booty Call… Maneuver – Hey babe, I’d like to try the Down and In…
Pool – How do you make a pool table laugh? Put your hand down its…
The Perfect Husband – Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.…
Number of Blonde Jokes – Q: How many blonde jokes are there?A: One. The rest…
Corporate Booty Call… Environment – Let’s you and me create a hostile work environment.
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