Wednesday, December 18
Browsing: animal jokes
Crossbred Dogs – Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but … it doesn’t seem to matter. Bull…
Afghani Fowl – What’s the national bird of Afghanistan? DUCK!!!
The Stupid Nomad – A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or…
Dogs and Cats – A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom. "What’s a bitch and…
Panda Booty Call… My Place – How about we go back to my place for bamboo and hot panda love?…
There were two blondes at the park… – There were two blondes at the park. One says, "Look at that…
Doggie Style – When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
Rabbits in a Row – Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take…
Walks Into a Bar… Frugal Gorilla – A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks,…
Little Johnny… Name That Animal – Little Johnny’s first grade class was playing "Name That Animal." The teacher held up…
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Microwave and a Woman – Q: What’s the difference between a microwave and a woman?A:…
Corporate Booty Call… HR – I’ll try not to get any human resources on you.
It”s awful scary in these woods, mister! – "It”s awful scary in these woods, mister!"…
Holiday Feast – A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into the chair…
Toilet Brush – While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What…
Thermometers – Q: What’s the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer? A: The taste.
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