Thursday, January 30
Browsing: animal jokes
Elephant Feet – Q: Why do elephants have four feet?A: Because in the animal kingdom, six inches just doesn’t cut…
Animal Lives – Q: What has more lives than a cat?A: A frog — it croaks every night.
Polygon – Q: What’s a polygon?A: A dead parrot.
It’s What’s For Dinner – What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
The Squirrels – One day little Bill was playing in the sand out of the sun underneath his front steps.…
Legless Poodle – What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
Giovanni the… – It is Rennaissance Italy and Lothario and his friend Giovanni sit at a table outside a cafe…
Mary Had A Little Lamb – Mary had a little sheep With this sheep She went to sleep The sheep…
How to Catch an Elephant – As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant: First, you…
Bubble Blowing Duckies – Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The…
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Farting Contest – A man farts in bed next to his wife.His wife asks, "What…
Lesbian Harem – What do you call a lesbian with ten girlfriends? A Bush Hog
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Horse – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her face looks…
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