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Kansas Wizard – A toad with a yellow penis wants to fit in with the other toads in the neighborhood,…

Happy Couple Sitting by the Table with Cups of Coffee

Condom Dog – A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms. The store clerk asks…

man in red and black v neck shirt holding white cigarette stick

Blossom and Porky – An old lady notices a little girl frolicking in the park with her dog. She asks,…

Man in Blue Beanie Laughing

Gum Crossing – Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken’s bottom.

woman in red and white floral shirt smiling

Four Legs – Q: What has four legs and barks?A: Siamese twins doing it doggy-style.