Wednesday, December 18
Browsing: animal jokes
Turn On Your Energizer Bunny – What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He…
Talking animals? – While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep…
Mommy Almost Died – One day this little girl’s dad came home and she runs up to him. "Daddy, the…
Roosters vs. Lawyers – What’s the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster clucks defiance.
Elephant Physiology – Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches isn’t enough!
Gray on the Inside – Q: What’s gray on the inside and clear on the outside?A: An elephant in a…
The Talented Parrot – At the pet shop, a man spots a parrot without any feet. The man leans in,…
Sleeping Squirrel – Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts warm!
Panda Booty Call… Pregnant – You know how hard it is for you to get pregnant, so there’s nothing to…
Squirrel Kickin” Back – Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach? A: To keep its nuts warm.
More Jokes
Baptism Is Not for Everyone – No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize…
Morning Curses – A seven-year-old tells his four-year-old brother that they should start swearing. "When…
Closest Shave Ever – A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the…
Soccer Booty Call… Kick – Want to see my banana kick? Goooaaalll!
You’ll Be So Fat…Driver’s License – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving your driver’s license…
Fat Woman – Once there was a man named BB. He had a very fat…
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