Thursday, December 18
Browsing: animal jokes
It’s Not For Him, Stupid – An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves…
West Virginia Ghosts – A visiting professor at the University of West Virginia gives a seminar on the supernatural.To get…
The Three Little Pigs – Once upon a time, Three Little Pigs walk into a bar. The first pig orders…
Green and Jumpy – What is green and jumps from bed to bed? A prostitoad.
Cat Rescue – Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire.…
It’s Very Difficult To Marry Princesses – Three men want to marry the king’s most beautiful daughter. The king agrees…
Nasty Cashiers – A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places two cans of dog food…
The Bear Hunter – A group of men go up into the mountains to go bear hunting. The first morning…
The Stupid Nomad – A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or…
Cow at Cranberry Cove – What do you call a cow murder mystery? A moo-done-it.
More Jokes
Adam’s New Organs – One day God came to Adam and said, "I’ve got some…
Sheik That Rooster – A Rolls Royce pulls up in to an expensive restaurant. A…
Robot Booty Call… Astrology – What is your sign? Mine is "Property of NASA."
Blonde with Chickens – A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled…
Flea Circus – There were four fleas on a woman’s thighs. Two were smoking pot…
How Tall? – How tall are you? I didn’t know they stacked s**t that high!
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