Friday, January 17
Browsing: animal jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Park – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw…
Here, Chicken, Chicken – Where is the world’s fastest chicken from? Ethiopia!
Cow Fun – What do cows read in the morning? The daily moos!
Chucky at the Movies – An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir,…
Blonde in Disguise – Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a…
The Cowboy’s Last Wishes – A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon trail when he was captured by…
Elephant Physiology – Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches isn’t enough!
Crossbred Dogs – Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but … it doesn’t seem to matter. Bull…
Girl and Dog – A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into…
Every Party Needs a Pooper – Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party? Becase he was a…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Nipples – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Why PMS? – Q: Why do they call it PMS?A: Because Mad Cow Disease was…
Yo’ Mama vs. A Chicken – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a…
Showers Instead of Baths – Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?A: Pissing…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Hot Meal – Yo’ Mama is so poor, the last…
Zombie Booty Call… Broom – You must be a broom, because you just swept me…
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