Wednesday, December 18
Browsing: animal jokes
Two Blondes and a Lake – Two blondes stand on opposite sides of a lake.One blonde yells, "How do I…
Dinosaur and Pig – Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? A: Jurrassic Pork
My Dog Can Beat Up Your Dog – Once a man walked into a bar and sat down at a…
Curious George – What did the man in the big yellow hat have to do every day when Curious George…
Sheep and Kangaroo – Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?A: A sweater with…
Duck-Hunting Dog Tells All – A man invites a friend to watch his prize duck hunting dog at work.They approach…
Redneck Booty Call… Hog – Care to worm my hog?
The Blonde Takes on Grasshopper Biology – A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers.She pulls off one of…
Human DNA and Goats – Q: What did the farmer say when he read that genetic engineers were implanting human…
Basketball Chicken – Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls.
More Jokes
Blonde Passenger – A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of…
Jock Booty Call… Football – Hey babe, let’s play football! You can have first down.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bathtub – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she fills the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Fruit Loop – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she can…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Pet Store – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the alarm…
Popsicles – Q: What can popsicles do that men can’t?A: Come in five flavors.
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