Friday, February 21
Browsing: animal jokes
The Doctor’s Little Voice – There was a doctor that had been having sex with a number of his patients,…
Inky Pig – Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.
Turn On Your Energizer Bunny – What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He…
Spider Diet – What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
Lonely Fishermen – What do you call a lonely fisherman? A Master-Baiter.
New Bull – Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.First Bull: "I’ve been here five…
Dogs and Cats – A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom. "What’s a bitch and…
Leopard vs. Poodle – A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle…
Panda Booty Call… Pregnant – You know how hard it is for you to get pregnant, so there’s nothing to…
Elephant and the Naked Man – Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?A: "It’s nice, but can…
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Peckers – What can a bird do that a man can’t? Eat with his pecker!
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Getting Acquainted – Yo’ Mama is so fat, I’ve known…
Corporate Booty Call… Environment – Let’s you and me create a hostile work environment.
Hubby Homing Device – Wife #1: Hey, Lynn, tell me this. How did you get…
Pegasus, we hardly knew ye – Why did God stop making pegasuses? Because it took…
My Wife at the Zoo – My wife asked me to take her to the…
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