Wednesday, April 2
Browsing: animal jokes
Lawyers and Water Fowl – Q: What can a goose do that a duck can’t do and a lawyer should…
Scott LaRose: Angry T. Rexes – The T. Rexes were all angry. You know why? Because these huge muscular creatures…
Chicken on the Football Field – Why did the chicken run onto the football field? Because the umpire called a…
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach my sperm whale? Yar!
Capon Fear – Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken? Far from being a proverbial chicken, this deeply disturbed…
Closed Bull’s Eyes – What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Circus Elephant – A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus. When his father left…
Walks Into a Bar… South American Toad – A young guy walks into a bar. An old drunk sits with…
Dogs in Trouble – Three dogs were sitting in the vet’s waiting room. One of the dogs was looking glum,…
Those Darn Blondes – Q: What does a blonde do after she finishes sucking c**k? A: Spits out the feathers.
More Jokes
Frank Pete – What did one fat chick say to the other? Who cares, they’re…
Fine Fly Dining – Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes…
Geek Booty Call… Power-Up – When I look at you, there’s a power-up in my…
Knock, Knock – Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Car go Beep Beep!
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Richter Scale – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she measures…
Cereal Killer – Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech? A: Cheerios…
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