Browsing: animal jokes

Birdie Poem – Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a big girl I…

Monkey Relates the Terrible Accident – A cop comes around a curve in the road and sees a bad accident.…

Fly Away – What do you call a fly in a blonde’s brain? A space invader!

Chicken Crossfire – Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job from…

Kansas Wizard – A toad with a yellow penis wants to fit in with the other toads in the neighborhood,…

Egg-Laying – Egg-Laying Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they’d break

You Did What With A What? – A woman went to the doctor’s and complained of being really sore. "Do…

Blonde and a Pig – A blonde walks down the street with a pig under her arm. A passerby asks,…

Carrots – How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with…

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Park – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw…