Sunday, November 17
Browsing: animal jokes
Well Endowed and On the Prowl – A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady if she…
Fly vs. Mosquito – What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A fly can fly but a…
Gorilla Control – A man calls Animal Control to get a crazed gorilla off his roof. A van pulls up…
Don’t Welsh On Me – Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges? So the sheep push back harder!
Walks Into a Bar… The Hamster Show – A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he’ll…
Dinosaur St. – Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.
Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts – Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?A: Beer nuts are a…
Those Darn Blondes – Q: What does a blonde do after she finishes sucking c**k? A: Spits out the feathers.
Walks Into a Bar… Jets Fan – A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says,…
Bird Brained – Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird section and Sean…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Birth Certificate – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Who Was the Most Drunk? – Three guys compare their levels of intoxication from a…
Hipster Booty Call… Matching – That sport jacket totally matches your sneakers.
Star Trek: Riker’s Death – Why did Riker die in the battle? Picard ordered to…
Gourmet Booty Call… Marinate – Can I marinate in your juices?
Redneck Booty Call… Truck – That’s why they call it a pick-up truck!
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