Wednesday, December 18
Browsing: animal jokes
Fish says, "Duuuuude!" – What does a fish use to get high? Seaweed!
Dog and Elephant – Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?A: A very nervous…
Elephant Feet – Q: Why do elephants have four feet?A: Because in the animal kingdom, six inches just doesn’t cut…
Two Blondes and a Lake – Two blondes stand on opposite sides of a lake.One blonde yells, "How do I…
Dinosaur and Pig – Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? A: Jurrassic Pork
My Dog Can Beat Up Your Dog – Once a man walked into a bar and sat down at a…
Curious George – What did the man in the big yellow hat have to do every day when Curious George…
Sheep and Kangaroo – Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?A: A sweater with…
Duck-Hunting Dog Tells All – A man invites a friend to watch his prize duck hunting dog at work.They approach…
Redneck Booty Call… Hog – Care to worm my hog?
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A Crazy Person in the Woods – Q: How does a crazy person travel through…
Why did the city build a graveyard… – Q: Why did the city build a…
Blonde and Pizza – A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asks if he…
Definition of a Chauvinist Pig – Chauvinist pig: a guy who hates every bone in…
Funeral Parlor Humor – Two gay guys are walking past a funeral home and one…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Cordless Phone – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tripped…
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