Sunday, November 17
Browsing: animal jokes
Fish says, "Duuuuude!" – What does a fish use to get high? Seaweed!
Dog and Elephant – Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?A: A very nervous…
Elephant Feet – Q: Why do elephants have four feet?A: Because in the animal kingdom, six inches just doesn’t cut…
Two Blondes and a Lake – Two blondes stand on opposite sides of a lake.One blonde yells, "How do I…
Dinosaur and Pig – Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? A: Jurrassic Pork
My Dog Can Beat Up Your Dog – Once a man walked into a bar and sat down at a…
Curious George – What did the man in the big yellow hat have to do every day when Curious George…
Sheep and Kangaroo – Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?A: A sweater with…
Duck-Hunting Dog Tells All – A man invites a friend to watch his prize duck hunting dog at work.They approach…
Redneck Booty Call… Hog – Care to worm my hog?
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Cow Bells – Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Fish and Dicks – Q. What’s the similarity between penises and fish? A. You throw…
Divorce – Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? A:…
Are You Ready for Kids? – A simple tests to determine your preparedness for children:MESS…
Two-Legged Bleeder – Q: What has two legs and bleeds?A: Half a cat.
Clinton Bedtime Story – Bill and Hillary are fast asleep in the First Bedroom, when…
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