Thursday, February 6
Browsing: animal jokes
What, Exactly, Are Cats? – 1. Cats do what they want, when they want. 2. They rarely listen to you.…
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his…
A Gummy Problem – Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken’s foot
Walks Into a Bar… Frugal Gorilla – A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks,…
Lost in West Virginia Memories – A reporter goes to the hills of West Virginia to research an article about…
Three-Legged Dog – A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, “I’m lookin’ for the man who shot my…
Wailing Whale – What do you do with a blue whale? Cheer it up!
American in Mexico – There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so…
Another Chicken, Another Road – Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?
Mole Removal – Did you hear about the redneck who went to the hospital to have a mole removed from…
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Professor of Logic – A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard, so…
Bombs Away! – Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72…
Male Masturbation – What does a guy say when he’s going to masturbate? "I’m gonna…
Alien Booty Call… Phone – Forget "phooone hooome"–how about "phooone meeee?"
Blonde Lightbulb – Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A:…
Ice Cream – What do you call a person who can sit on an ice…
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