Browsing: animal jokes

Dinosaur Booty Call… Name – Curious to see why they call me a "please-you-a-saur?"

Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Happy Dog – How much do I owe Yo’ Mama? My dog came home happy…

Kid and Animals – There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed…

Mrs. Andrews & Her Lost Love – Mrs. Andrews named her cat Love because it was so affectionate. One day,…

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Smiles – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her smile makes puppies whimper.

Mole Removal – Did you hear about the redneck who went to the hospital to have a mole removed from…

Huge Pause – A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and…………… coke" The bartender asks…

Here, Chicken, Chicken – Where is the world’s fastest chicken from? Ethiopia!

Parrot-Prostitutes – A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and the only…

Faster Than a Tiger – Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger. One of the…