Browsing: animal jokes

Pic & Sav – What did the little birdie say when he flew over Pic & Sav? Cheap, cheap, cheap.

Milk Doesn’t Do a Blonde Good – Q: Did you hear about the blonde who died while drinking milk?A: The…

Broken Cage – Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"

The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his…

The Little Fire Engine – A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was riding a toy fire truck…

Miss Piggy’s Feelin’ Fresh – Why does Miss Piggy douche with vinegar and water? Because Kermit likes sweet and sour…

Doe in the Woods – Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods? A:…

Leek Limerick – There was a man from Leek Who instead of a nose had a beak. It grew quite…

Cow with No Legs – Q: What do you call a cow with no legs. A: Ground Beef!

Of Mice and Men – What do mice and men have in common? They both run around hunting for holes!