Thursday, February 6
Browsing: animal jokes
Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator – Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer.…
Ants Dancing – Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Fly Off The Toilet – Why did the fly fall off the toilet? It got pissed off.
Leek Limerick – There was a man from Leek Who instead of a nose had a beak. It grew quite…
Parrot-Prostitutes – A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and the only…
When a Fly Drops Five Inches – A fly flies back and forth over a river repeatedly, dropping five inches…
Pet Peeves – There were three dogs at a vet’s office. The first dog asked the second one why he…
Legless Dog – What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter… he won’t come to you anyway!
Walks Into a Bar… Dog Day Afternoon – A guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. The bartender…
Animal Rotation – Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?A: Rotisserie chicken.
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Period – Q: What is 6.9? A: 69 screwed up by a period.
Mushroom into Bar – A mushroom goes into a bar and sits down to order…
School Joke 3 – As a pre-med student at Washington University in St. Louis, I…
Luke Skywalker’s Entry – Q: What did Luke Skywalker say to his girlfriend?A: This is…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Wall – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, when she leans…
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